Dear Journal:

I will not be subjected to your unethical processes. You make no sense to me. I was absent yesterday and you tell me I have a test tomorrow?!? How benevolent of you sir. You’ve come to know that I don’t have a life outside of your classroom. You arrogant bastard! To conform to you would show weakness. I am not weak. My walls are high and mighty and you and your so-called army cannot defeat me. You will perish while I survive. I’m sure you are unaware of my contacts; the bigger you are, the harder you’ll fall.

I saw my PCP yesterday. He clarified his reasoning for both recommendations. Yet one of his requirements is for me to see an allergist for testing before he’ll continue to prescribe my allergy and asthma medications. BCBS will not cover anything related to allergists even if prescribed. What does that mean? Mumsie and Daddyo have to pay the costs. When I told this to dad, he began comparing my needed costs to my brother’s legal fee’s; would anyone like to compare oranges and apples? How pathetic! He said he might as well slit his throat. Quite morbid. But on the other hand, the benefits such as Social Security, medical coverage, and pension would be mine for the taking. Don’t attempt to guilt trip me; I’m the one responsible for making the guilt trips to inflict upon you.

People say I’m a narcissistic snob with no concern for others. My psychologist has helped me realize that it’s not in my best interest to speak to those of whom say that of me for it would be fueling constant reinforcement. The more I respond, the more gas that’s poured on the inferno. Utilizing my own constant reinforcement tactics, I can weaken and dull the blaze and maybe even put it out. How pleasurable it would be not to feel the heat of the mob’s breath down the back of my neck, making my hairs stand on end, and my nerves tingle with negative electrical energy.

Respectfully Yours,

Dustin T. McCauley, Future Doctor of Pharmacology and Internal Medicine