Dear Journal:

I'm soo tired! You would not believe. I stayed up all night (only got about 30-50 minutes of sleep) because Zack was over and he wasn't supposed to be, but oh well.

We got him home safely and without getting caught so I guess it's all good.

We found out what Porky has. It's called Addison's Disease wherein her glands produce an excess amount of potassium which throws off the rest of her body chemistry resulting in jelly-like urine, constant regurgiatation, a shrinking stomach, the inability to hold down food, cold shivers followed by irridacate hot flashes, and last but not least the fur looses luster and becomes dry while beginning to shed at an excess pase.

It'll cost $90 a month to keep her alive with a DOCP shot. So I'm gonna go and find out about this shit so I'll write to you later.

Bye Bye!