Dear Journal:

I've been trying to get a hold of Zach. The little fucker like totally blows me off in the same fashion that absolutely infurierating and upsetting. If you're going to blow me off, at least do it to my face. Leading me on just hurts.
Friedman is still (((((super))))) sexy. *Cat Call* Right now I'm trying to get Jamey off the computer so we can go to Tara's.
My Away Message:

Bonjour mon ami, c'est Dustin. Je suis tres defonce maintenant. Ecrire un message pour moi et je vais parler avec vous a bientot! Au revoir!