Dear Journal:

Boring...Boring...Boring... I want a boyfriend. Boring...Boring...Boring... I want to have sex. Boring...Boring...Boring... I feel the need to poop. Boring...Boring...Boring... I did Steph's nails today. Boring...Boring...Boring... I wish I could screw many men. Boring...Boring...Boring... Oh my god, did you see that? Boring...Boring...Boring... Who the hell said you could steal my man? Boring...Boring...Boring... I have a big dick. Boring...Boring...Boring... My life is so drole. Boring...Boring...Boring... I could be stoned. Boring...Boring...Boring... I have to have surgery. Boring...Boring...Boring... This entry sucks.