Dear Journal:
Does your clitoris twitch when I blow on your neck and play with your ears??

It's an inside joke and if you're on the inside...well, then you know what it means.

I've been forced into finding James a new place for him to go. I'm really pissed off about it because he forced me into doing all of it. Plus he forced (in my opinion) Stepho into helping out too. And in the goodness of her heart she did. And well...I just dunno. I just don't want to find out Stepho got caught up in James' shitty life (I say shitty and mean that not as an insult, but as a descriptive word to describe what I see). And Stepho: we've already talked about this and you know how I feel and the like and we've figured it out so ... yeah, don't take this as me continuing to bitch (although I am).

Anyways, I'm on the line with Twat so I'm ending here.

Good night, sleep tight...and Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to the rest of you morons who don't celebrate Christmas...oh, wait. I was being Christian. Bad Dustin. lol