April 29, 2003

Dear Journal:

Yesterday I was on a huge high. It was completely liberating! Dianne noticed too. She said she enjoys seeing me in good mood though I was being a Rich Bitch Snob. She’ll be leaving today for a vacation. She said she got someone to cover her, should I need anything. I asked if she has seen “What About Bob?” and she said yeah. I told her that if I needed someone that I would be Bob.

Karen: “Life’s like Madison Avenue; it’s a two-way street…”

Will: “No, Karen, it’s a one way street.”

Karen: “Oh that explains why Driver was in a headlock with two cops.”