Dear Journal:

Yesterday I had the best therapy session with Dr. Gosse! I learned the best way to answer rhetorical questions out of belligerency. And how do you answer a rhetorical question shot at you by the enemy? Well, it’s a bit of a secret. Ah yes, it’s an entertaining secret procedure that you have to master on your own when you figure it out. Just like the magician; they must master the trick behind the scenes before showing the millions of Induhviduals.

Speaking of therapy, I had a very therapeutic debate yesterday about religion with Induhviduals in my mathematics class. To clarify, I don’t believe in a God that Christians believe in. I don’t believe in the Bible. I believe in Menohl, a Pagan god. No, it’s not witchcraft; it’s a style of life. I am lead by no demagogue. I think freely because I’m an individual not an Induhvidual.

Getting back to the debate; how was it therapeutic? I won with dignity; an enemy now an acquaintance. There’s no feasible evidence that would provide an interesting and adequate debate that one could achieve or gain a stand point on the situation.

It’s not a debate that assures people the validity of organized religion. It was a debate that established view points, and in my opinion, my view point of organized religion is that it’s a crock of shit. I feel as though it’s the best point of view because that is my opinion and I am entitled to that.

And to banter on about religion, why must Christians impose their beliefs upon everyone? The rest of us don’t impose our beliefs others. For example; as you know, I am gay. Do I run around and impose my lifestyle and beliefs on heterosexuals or anyone for that matter? No. I live and lead a humble life style offering opinions, advice, and facts to those who request it. Have questions? I’ve got answers. I don’t pose a question and then answer it with an opinion of mine unless the person or audience requests it.

The bumper stickers like, “God loves you,” “Jesus loves you but everybody else thinks you’re an asshole,” “Turn the right way: God.” It is just utterly disgusting! Stop advertising and promoting and imposing your beliefs on others!

Whoa there. Major mood swing. I can’t explain it. I’m just furious right now. Anger envelopes me. Judas Priest. I am trying to remain abstinent with my lewd language. I leave you now with the thought … Keep an open mind.

Respectfully Yours,

Dustin T. McCauley, Future Doctor of Pharmacology and Internal Medicine